Want to look so cool that nobody knows who the mascot on your t-shirt is?

Want to get more people staring at your shirt (trying to work out what's going on) than Bruce Vilanch does?

Want a comfortable, fresh, chic fit that's loose enough for the summer and cosy enough for fall?

Then we've got the only shirt you'll ever need! Bryce (star of p̶o̶p̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ MSDosware game Bryce's Movement Engine¹) is bringing the retro vibes (as always!) and stylish trends this season with a unisex tee that's undeniably classy, definitely groovy, positively mega, truly epic and 100% brilliant!

'cause you're number ONE!

Includes unlimited streaming of Bryce's Movement Engine¹ Soundtrack via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.